Abnormal Army

Abnormal Army

A meeting point for geeks, nerds, otakus, dweebs, weirdos, nutjobs and abnormals. An archive of news, rants, reviews and ideas from my abnormal brain to share with as many abnormals as possible. Come in, read, discuss and be weird. (But be respectful, my monkey enforcers are always watching and itching for a chance to attack those who break the rules)

weasleygal:

in-sleep-he-sang-to-me:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF MY ENTIRE LIFE. LIKE LITERALLY MY ENTIRE LIFE AS THE WIZARD OF OZ HAS BEEN MY FAVORITE MOVIE SINCE BIRTH.

This was the greatest joke in all of Wreck it Ralph.  I still cannot believe they did this.

Oreo!
Oreeeeee-O!

I kept chanting this for at least 5 minutes after I saw it :P


…..I’m chanting it now :)

(Source: lookycaptainhooky, via black2blue)

muscleversefat: dispose-the-adipose: fat-gone-skinny: tarrence: When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.He then asked the students if the jar was full.They agreed that it was.The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and pouredthem into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.‘Now,’ said the professor, as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.’ The golf balls are the important things - family,children, health, Friends, and Favorite passions – Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, house, and car.The sand is everything else —The small stuff.‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ He continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.’ The same goes for life.If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.So…Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.Play with your children.Take time to get medical checkups.Take your partner out to dinner.There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.‘Take care of the golf balls first —The things that really matter.Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.’One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.The professor smiled, ‘I’m glad you asked’, he said.‘It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem,There’s always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.’ Perfection. Philosophy for the win. Speechless I don’t know why but this makes me want to cry.  I cried wow woops

muscleversefat:

dispose-the-adipose:

fat-gone-skinny:

tarrence:

When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,
When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,
Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students if the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured
them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.
The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.

He then asked the students again if the jar was full.
They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

‘Now,’ said the professor, as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.’ 

The golf balls are the important things - family,
children, health, Friends, and Favorite passions –
Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, house, and car.

The sand is everything else —The small stuff.

‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ He continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.’

The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

So…

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Play with your children.
Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out to dinner.

There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.

‘Take care of the golf balls first —
The things that really matter.
Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.’

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.

The professor smiled, ‘I’m glad you asked’, he said.

‘It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem,
There’s always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.’

Perfection. Philosophy for the win.

Speechless

I don’t know why but this makes me want to cry. 

I cried wow woops

(via ceshira)

wonderarity:

So this is how it’s going to work:

★ I will ship to anywhere in the world. I’ll cover the mailing fees, don’t worry. c:
★ You do NOT have to be following me (but it’ll be awesome if you do!).
★ Maximum of 5 reblogs. Likes count!
★ I’ll be using a random number generator to pick the winners. There will be a Winner & a Runner-up. Winner gets first dibs on picking whichever 3 packs he/she wants. Runner-up gets the remaining two. The packs are:

  1. No Man’s Land Pack: Volumes 1 and 2.
  2. Tim Drake Pack: Robin #19, #22, #71, #80, #82, #84, #87, #93, #94, #102-104, #173, #176, #177. Red Robin #1, #6 #11-16, #18, #21-24.
  3. New 52 Pack: Batgirl #1-6. Detective Comics #2-6.  Batman: The  Dark Knight #1-8. RHatO #2-8.
  4. Gotham Pack: Huntress: Year One (missing #5). Gotham City Sirens TP: Division. Batman Inc: Leviathan Strikes. Batman 80-Page Giant 2011. Batgirl v1: Secret Files and Origins.
  5. Miscellaneous Pack: Women of Marvel TP. Avengers: Children’s Crusade #8-9. Teen Titans: Year One #1. Tiny Titans #46-49. Impulse #78. DC/Marvel Access #2.

★ Giveaway closes May 20, 10pm EST.
★ Do make sure your askbox is open at that time. I will be contacting the winners then. C:

(via modernagecomics)

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